CAUTION

Nothing weird to report at all for such a long time, I'm starting to get suspicious. I mean, I have almost been flattened a few times and I got chased by a really vicious dog this morning, but nothing out of the ordinary there. 

What have the Things got planned for me? Is it something so terrible that it is taking a long while to put together the logistics of the event? Fear is building like a demented Lego house being put together by a kid who is jamming spiders between every brick, ready to be released on the unsuspecting parent (me) at any time that I decide I can't look at that crazy rattling Lego house any more. 

Best be at my most cautious...