RABBIT IN THE HATELIGHTS
As
I was riding home last night up Winsley Hill, and a car overtook me on
the blind turn at the top unable to see that a car was coming in the
other direction, I saw a curious thing.
As the road space left to me
rapidly diminished and I quickly made my peace with the universe, I had a
momentary vision of a Rabbit by the roadside illuminated in the
headlight's glare. It's eyes flashed like fire as it's
shaking body quivered ready to run into the road.
It was at that point
that I thought, "Go on run into the road, you crazy bastard! I dare
you! I will cut you in half if you get in my motherhugging way! I don't
care if I orphan your thirty five children! You mean nothing to me, do
you hear? Nothing! NOTHIIIIING!"
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