DREARY DEER STORY.

I was riding down the canal the other day on my way to work, when a deer came out onto the path ahead of me.

To my surprise it went into the water and swam across. I drew level with it and watched it's ungainly paddle and then it's scramble up the other side. 

It stood there shaking itself dry, then it noticed me and gracefully leapt a hedge. It turned and peeked at me, snorted in what I think was derision, and wandered off. 

What a fugging a-hole.