Theme Tune!

Hey! Got nothing better to do? Well check out this Link below. It's my very own theme tune. What? You think that is awfully egocentric of me to have my own theme song? Well, yes it is, but don't you, as you ride along the roads, have a three minute rant pounding on the inside of your skull to get out? Thought so, well here's mine:

LINK TO PERSON ON A BICYCLE THEME SONG, CLICK ME!

Or listen to it here on this video:

Or if you can't see that then try this link to the Facebook page to watch it there:

PERSON ON A BICYCLE THEME SONG ON FACEBOOK PAGE LINK

It has my complete and utter official endorsement as well as my distain and pity.

Anyway, for any of you chumps out there who are interested in these sort of things here are the 'lyrics':

Verse 1:

Hello, I'm Person on a Bicycle

My adventures they can be farcical

But I'm not typically typical

'Cause in a crash I lost a testicle

Attention I crave isn't medical

Although a creme I use is topical

Please don't be over-critical

Of when I ride reading my Kindle

Chorus:

My ravings are non-sensical

Horror, fear, despair make me cynical

I try and write it in an article

Called Person on a Bicycle!

Verse 2:

When I see a big vehicle

Squish a bunny I get hysterical

They tried to lock me in a hospital

Said my problems were purely psychological

Calling me a cyclist is not advisable

Machopaths and squirrels make me flammable

I don't want to get to technical

But fugg 'em, I'm Person on a Bicycle!

Chorus:

My ravings are non-sensical

Horror, fear, despair make me cynical

I try and write it in an article

Called Person on a Bicycle!

Horror

Fear

Despair

Horror

Fear

Despair!

Chorus:

My ravings are non-sensical

Horror, fear, despair make me cynical

I try and write it in an article

Called Person on a Bicycle!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

I'm Person on a bicycle

Not a tricyle

I'm Person on a motherlovin' Bicycle!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

I like the way everything rhymes with ickle. Sort of.

There you go, hope you have many hours fun screaming this at cars as they pass you by in the street. Go and shout it full in the face of some pensioners at a bus stop. Works wonders for the soul!

BYE!